Lyrics I Want A Pony - Candypants

I Want A Pony

Mom, I wanna be an astronaut
Buy me a rocket ship
So I can sail to Mars
I don’t wanna fly in Apollo
Buy me the Enterprise or I don’t wanna go
Mom, I wanna run for president
Buy me votes
Pay my rent
Or maybe writing novels would be fun
Mommy, hire me a novelist to write me one
Mom, I wanna be a movie queen
Buy me the cover of Premiere magazine
I’m way funnier than Jay Leno
Buy me a motorcycle and a TV show
Can a model win a Nobel Prize?
Buy me brains, liposuck my thighs
Hurry, hurry, I don’t have all day
If you love me mommy, you’ll do what I say
Pony up
Pony up
Pony up
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony now, now
Mom, I wanna be an astronaut
Buy me a rocket ship
So I can sail to Mars
I don’t wanna fly in Apollo
Buy me the Enterprise or I don’t wanna go
Mom, I wanna be the king of pop
Buy me fans, hurry up
I just wanna be a millionaire
You’ll die and leave me money if you really care
Pony up
Pony up
Pony up
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony now, now
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
Pony up