| Well I lost an eye in mexico
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| Lost two teeth where I dont know
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| People see me comin and they move to the other side of the road
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| I robbed a liquor store or two
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| Made myself at home a few times
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| Borrowed myself a car when I needed it I got me a shack at the bottom of the road
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| Fixin cars and givin tows
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| Spend all my money on the lottery
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| When I win the lottery gonna buy all girls on my block
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| A color tv and a bottle of french perfume
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| When I win the lottery gonna donate half my money to the city
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| So they have to name a street or a school or a park after me When I win the lottery
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| Never run a flag up a pole
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| Like mr. |
| red, white, and blue down the road
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| But I never called myself a hero for killing a known communist
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| Now I can walk into any old bar
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| Find a fight without looking too hard
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| But I never killed someone I dont know just cause someone told me to And when I win the lottery
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| Gonna buy the house next to mr. |
| red, white and blue
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| And when I win the lottery
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| Gonna buy post 306 american legion, paint it red with five gold stars
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| When I win the lottery
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| When the end comes to this old world
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| The rights will cry and the rest will curl up And God wont take the time to sort your ashes from mine
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| cause we zig and zag between good and bad
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| Stumble and fall on right and wrong
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| cause the tumbling dice and the luck of the draw just leads us on And when I win the lottery, gonna buy all the girls on my block
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| Silver-plated six shooters and a quart of the finest highland scotch
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| cause when I win the lottery, the rights will shake their heads and say that
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| God is good but surely works in mysterious ways
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| When I win the lottery |