Lyrics One Day - Caloe

One Day

Yeah the pictures I do not take them
I am truly sickening and you just fake phlegm
I’m doing everything in my nature
To get these girls to give me fellatio
And sure enough, I don’t have to bluff to poke her
I’m just screaming fuck religion, so I will go to no church
My beliefs are my own
I am not a human, ET, and I’m not talking time zone
I write with whimsy, these girls are flimsy
The best place known as Chicago, the windy city
Deep dish, not cheap bitches
Born in the month that the leap year affects, yes, suspicious
Omniscient, is what I’m going to turn you
And if you say no, then I’m going to have to Joe Patern you
I just live by the motto enjoy and live life
And I get high, like Otto in the half pipe
Write down, right now, what I have in my mind
This song’s long like a night gown, definitely not a Mayan
But definitely defiant, I will make my music and never ever will be quiet
I celebrate getting the green like Seth or the celery
And suddenly I’m getting big and rid of all of my jealousy
In the bathroom stall with Katherine Sagal, pegging her with walnuts, thus
Making a pun and spanking a bunch of catholic school girls while rapping a
raping a nun
With nun chucks oh shucks I am the shit
Like sitting on the John Kruk no candle is lit
I used to have the swag but no longer have it
And girl I love your frame, you must be Roger Rabbit
Kent and Kari made me and I’m getting less lazy
And I just want to be amazing and I may sing
Okay ready for verse three
Frankly Aretha Franklin was right R-E-S-P-E-C-T
I can’t get enough of it like a famine-d food
And I don’t belong here like Odd Future on Family Feud
I’ve got more swag then Lady Gaga doing drag
And I do not mean to brag but I get her without a chloroformed rag
And I’m about to make it big like Sean did
And I owe a little bit to Mrs. Dilanchian
I’m about to go hoarse like glue making
Deflowering girls while my sister’s down in Bloomington
I’m about to fondle Jane Fonda
And am about to eat all of these rappers like mangia
I’ve got flow like a river I’m so cold that I quiver
Trying to make rent, that is why I differ
Listen to the music this is my progression
Shooting for the goals like Alexander Ovechkin