| We are building a religion
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| We are building it bigger
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| We are widening the corridors
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| And adding more lanes
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| We are building a religion
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| A limited edition
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| We are now accepting callers
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| For these pendant key chains
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| To resist it is useless
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| It is useless to resist it
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| His cigarette is burning
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| But he never seems to ash
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| He is grooming his poodle
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| He is living comfort eagle
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| You can meet at his location
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| But you better come with cash
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| Now his hat is on backwards
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| He can show you his tattoos
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| He is in the music business
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| He is calling you «DUDE!»
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| Now today is tomorrow
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| And tomorrow today
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| And yesterday is weaving in and out
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| And the fluffy white lines
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| That the airplane leaves behind
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| Are drifting right in front
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| Of the waning of the moon
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| He is handling the money
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| He’s serving the food
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| He knows about your party
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| He is calling you «DUDE!»
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| Now do you believe
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| In the one big sign
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| The doublewide shine
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| On the bootheels of your prime
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| Doesn’t matter if you’re skinny
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| Doesn’t matter if you’re fat
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| You can dress up like a sultan
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| In your onion head hat
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| We are building a religion
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| We are making a brand
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| We’re the only ones to turn to
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| When your castles turn to sand
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| Take a bite of this apple
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| Mr. corporate events
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| Take a walk through the jungle
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| Of cardboard shanties and tents
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| Some people drink Pepsi
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| Some people drink Coke
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| The wacky morning DJ
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| Says democracy’s a joke
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| He says now do you believe
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| In the one big song
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| He’s now accepting callers
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| Who would like to sing along
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| He says, do you believe
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| In the one true edge
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| By fastening your safety belts
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| And stepping towards the ledge
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| He is handling the money
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| He is serving the food
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| He is now accepting callers
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| He is calling me «DUDE!»
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| Now do you believe
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| In the one big sign
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| The doublewide shine
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| On the bootheels of your prime
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| There’s no need to ask directions
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| If you ever lose your mind
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| We’re behind you, we’re behind you
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| And let us please remind you
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| We can send a car to find you
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| If you ever lose your way
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| We are building a religion
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| We are building it bigger
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| We are building
|
| A religion
|
| A limited
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| Edition
|
| We are now accepting callers
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| For these beautiful
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| Pendant key chains |