| Well now, they often call me Speedoo |
| But my real name is Mr. Earl |
| Umm-hm-hm-hm |
| Now, they often call me Speedoo |
| But my real name is Mr. Earl |
| Um-hm-hm-hm |
| Known for meetin' brand new fellas |
| And takin' other folk’s girl |
| Well now, they often call me Speedoo |
| 'Cause I don’t believe in wastin' time |
| Umm-hm-hm |
| Well, they often call me Speedoo |
| 'Cause I don’t believe in wastin' time |
| Umm-hm-hm |
| Well, I’m known some pretty women |
| And that’s caused them to change their minds |
| Umm-hm-hm |
| Well now, some may call me, Joe |
| Some may call me, Moe |
| Just remember Speedoo |
| He don’t never take it slow |
| Well now, they often call me Speedoo |
| But my real name is Mr. Earl |
| Umm-hm-hm |
| Well now, they often call me Speedoo |
| But my real name is Mr. Earl |
| Umm-hm-hm |
| Well now, some may call me, Moe |
| Some may call me, Joe |
| Just remember Speedoo |
| He don’t never take it slow |
| Well now, they often call me Speedoo |
| But my real name is Mr. Earl |
| Umm-hm-hm |
| Well now, they often call me Speedoo |
| But my real name is Mr. Earl |
| Umm-hm-hm |
| And now they got to call me Speedoo |
| 'Till they call off makin' pretty girls |
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| Um-hm-hm-hm |