| Iight, look
|
| I grew up on South of the Thames
|
| So yeah man, I know about a stereotype
|
| A screw face and a gold tooth
|
| Nah mummy, I ain’t gonna be those guys
|
| I’m gonna be a lawyer when I’m older
|
| Real shit
|
| I’m gonna live a life so nice
|
| But now look at all this gold in my mouth
|
| It’s fucked how I be the stereotype
|
| I never finished college, never went uni
|
| I’ve sold drugs and my credit’s so bad
|
| I cheat too, I kinda like beef
|
| And I’ve probably been in about six gangs
|
| I like lighties, I like jewellery
|
| And most of my mandem have been jail
|
| Me, I’ve got girls pregnant that I never loved
|
| So I could have been a baby father as well
|
| I got Gucci belts, I’m Muslim
|
| And I rap like every other black boy up in the country
|
| And I ain’t gonna rob nobody, believe me real shit
|
| I just think that hoodies are comfy,
|
| I want a sleeved tat, I drink Henny
|
| And most of the pussy I get don’t bring joy
|
| And if Rick Ross started drinking piss I’d be in the club like 'we pissboys'
|
| I’ve got no reason for not checking my nan
|
| And when she dies I’m gonna kick myself because
|
| All she really wants is a phone call but I don’t do it, I admit I’m a prick
|
| myself
|
| See I fucked around with girl’s emotions, been a slut, I admit it too
|
| And a bag of times I pay on card, I ain’t been too sure if it’s going through
|
| And my hairline’s fucked and I can’t make friends yeah
|
| That sums me up in some words
|
| And besides that yeah I got my mum
|
| God knows she don’t get the love she deserves
|
| And no I ain’t been the best son
|
| No excuse that I give is a good enough reason
|
| Phone me just to feel like she’s a part of my life or just to see if I’m eating
|
| And yeah it’s fucked how I treat my mum
|
| And them choices I made are dumb
|
| But still she’ll stand up in front of a crowd of people and be like 'he's my
|
| son'
|
| Mum you carried me for nine months, uh
|
| That’s nine months, it took nine months for me to pop out
|
| But I can’t find 10 minutes and pop in? |
| It’s fucked, uh
|
| How did I get disrespectful?
|
| How can I drive past the house ten times in a day, and not once go in and check
|
| you?
|
| Not ask once if your day’s been stressful
|
| You need your son there in a cape to rescue
|
| It’s fucked, I don’t have the time to text you but I got time for the girls
|
| online that’s sexual
|
| And I know them bills are piling up
|
| And you won’t admit it but I’m letting you down
|
| And I remember when I got my car I said 'you won’t ever have to put your foot
|
| on the ground'
|
| I know you got the lines in your fingers
|
| Cause you went and bought bare shit that’s weighing a bag down
|
| I should at least call a car or cab round, it hurts now I can hear the bus in
|
| the background
|
| I’m slacking as a son and I know this
|
| I ain’t doing half of the shit I’m supposed to
|
| I got a little brother that I never check
|
| I’m meant to go through all the shit that you go through
|
| And you are meant to be my queen
|
| And I’m out here treating you like a jester
|
| Bringing you gifts not only in December
|
| But honestly birthdays I can barely remember
|
| And when it comes to money
|
| I’m fucked, yeah trust me I know
|
| See I hate asking her for money but when I do, iight cool look
|
| This is how it normally goes
|
| 'Yo mummy, I need some money', she’ll say cool and go to the cashpoint on the
|
| road
|
| And take that money that she don’t really have
|
| But she loves me way too much to say no
|
| You see I almost cried when I wrote this
|
| Because I picture my mum walking through the door with a fake smile giving me
|
| the cash
|
| True say, she loves me way too much to say no
|
| Now I know my need ain’t greater
|
| But now I can’t say no or another
|
| Cause she says being able to provide for her son is what makes her feel like a
|
| mother
|
| And she won’t take the money back
|
| So how the fuck am I meant to feel?
|
| Cause now I got money for bullshit
|
| And that means she might have to go skip a meal
|
| And, when I comes to my little brother Dylan I’m slipping
|
| See I never make time with him
|
| But the truth is that boy means everything to me see that boy is my rhythm
|
| The simple shit
|
| Yeah my mum would say 'go tell him off cause he ain’t done all the dishes'
|
| But I’m thinking like if I ain’t been around then why the fuck would he listen? |
| Shit
|
| Look, I’ve become that stereotypical, that big bro that will buy you all the
|
| trainers but won’t sit and call
|
| So niggerish for blacks that typical issue, you know
|
| I’ll buy you football boots but never find time to kick the ball with you, uh
|
| So now I gotta switch up
|
| I gotta care a little less about getting my dick sucked
|
| Make sure the next time mum’s phone rings she ain’t gotta ring twice,
|
| I’m there before she picks up
|
| Music, look you have to work
|
| And if you don’t, then I don’t know
|
| Because I’m man enough to tell you now that I don’t really wanna go back to the
|
| road
|
| You see, them niggas rap for a new chain
|
| Don’t get it twisted, I wear one but that shit will come after all the bills
|
| are paid
|
| And I can say 'yo, go get your hair done'
|
| Everyone talks about stereotypes
|
| But no one admits to the stereotypes
|
| So fuck it, I’ll put my hands up
|
| Look on some real shit
|
| I be the stereotype, had a wife that was good for me, that I never shoulda let
|
| go
|
| I be the stereotype, that nigga with a nice car, driving it to his mum’s house
|
| I be the stereotype, I got an ex named Taneesha and Felicia, real shit
|
| I be the stereotype, see my credit’s so shit I can only get cash cards nigga
|
| I be the stereotype, that pay taxes but too embarrassed to sign on yeah
|
| I be the stereotype, that spends my last Ps on clothes, look good but broke
|
| I be the stereotype, probably in a girl’s friendzone right now just waiting to
|
| fuck
|
| That stereotype, I tell my young Gs stay out of trouble and then catch a case
|
| That stereotype, and I pray my daughter’s never a hoe, but yeah I love jezzies
|
| That stereotype, and I feel embarrassed when I’m around Muslims that are on Deen
|
| That stereotype, and the worst one is, never see a man get stabbed on the ends
|
| on that war and shit
|
| And the feds ask me to help out and bring justice, me, I say I never saw that
|
| shit
|
| But if my house got burgled, or a white man shot my nan in public
|
| And the feds never help me out, I be the first one screaming 'Where's the
|
| justice? |
| '
|
| I am that typical nigga
|
| Yeah I am tryna put the good stereotype
|
| Yeah I am that nigga with a bop in his step
|
| Yeah I am C-CADET CADET
|
| I know who I am
|
| That stereotype
|
| That stereotype |