| If you like to be a jitterbug,
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| first thing you must do is get a jug
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| put whisky whine and gin within and shake it all up,
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| and then begin
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| grab a cup and start to toss
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| you are drinkin jittersauce
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| dont you worry you just mug
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| and then you’ll be a jitterbug
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| Hear this fat boy blowing his horn?
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| he’s been a bug since the day he was born
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| his favorite jittersauce is rye
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| we’ll drink it till the day he dies
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| toot your whistle and ring your bell
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| ol butchy wutchy time or tell
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| dont you worry you just mug
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| you’ll always be a jitterbug
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| these four boys playin saxiphone
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| order jittersauce by phone
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| said to give your haliporniboy
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| i think these bugs can drink some more
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| they drink sauce some more tonight
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| never stop until theyre tired
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| dont you worry they just mug
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| theyre poor little jitterbugs
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| now heres old father
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| a wicked old man
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| drinks more sauce then then the other mugs can
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| he drinks jittersauce everymorning
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| thats why juttersauce was born
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| see him shake with his trambone
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| just cant leave that sauce alone
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| get along father you just mug
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| you’ll always be a jitterbug
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| as ripman with his eyes atwinkle
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| we names him after rip van winkle
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| like rip hed sleep for 20 years
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| if he could get his fill of beer
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| rip drinks his sauce gets on the stand
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| soon to forget hes in the band
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| dont awaken him just let him mug
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| he’ll always be a jitterbug
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| all bugs out,
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| all bugs out
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| (yeah man)
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| poor little monkey jitterbug
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| aw theres not a jitterbug in da band
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| (yeah man)
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| hey
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| swing it bugs go bugs swing it
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| bigfoot bugs |