Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Greatest Liar, artist - C.W. Stoneking. Album song Jungle Blues, in the genre Блюз
Date of issue: 31.12.2007
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
The Greatest Liar |
Now ladies and gentlemen, we present for your entertainment tonight |
Down in the Starlight Hotel, all the way from New Orleans — King Hokum |
Folks, I wanna tell you tonight about the World’s greatest Liar |
That’s right, the greatest that liar ever was, will be, has been, can a been |
(And jelly bean!) |
Name of this this fella is Samuel, Jacob, Jackson… Jeremiah, Johnson… |
Any name that be fittin' his present situation |
(Uh, usually a situation be presently fittin' him, pair a handcuffs, |
and leg irons) |
Yes, yes quieten down please, quiet down |
Now, I’m gonna refrain from usin' this man’s name here tonight |
To conceal, to conceal the fact of his true identity — which is unknown to me |
Now Samuel was born early one mornin, I tell you |
There was many important folks there to witness his birth, who was they? |
(I don’t know!) |
Well, what I’ve learned, through years of investigation, misinformation, |
and inebriation |
Is that that great liar was born to rich, but honest parents, who both died |
when he was only 12 years old |
My heart goes out to him. |
It was a blow he suffered again, with their passin, |
uh, in the street, eleven years later |
As an orphan, Samuel was subject to the most savage beatins, at the hands of |
the very folks |
Into whose homes he was sent for the sole purpose, of burglary |
Now, while servin' in the Armed Forces |
Samuel Jacob Jehosophat Jellyroll Johnson |
Was wounded at the battle of Hastings. |
That was back round ten sixty six, uh, |
in the mornin' |
After which he was discharged with the high distinction of never havin' enlisted |
The memories of war scarred Samuel the rest of his life, because he remembered |
nothing |
And though he often raised toasts to his fallen, bank balances |
He never taken a drink of liquor the rest of his life — that he paid for |
That’s right Ladies and Gentlemen, only the best blues, hokum, and Jungle music |
Down in the Starlight Hotel, every night |