| I got a letter back from santa,
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| a reply to my honest request,
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| on a scale to naughty to nice he said,
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| you didn’t quite pass the test.
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| so I sent a letter up to Ms.
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| Clause and bathed it with my tears,
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| but even though I tried,
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| she took santa’s side,
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| so I’ll tell you what I’m gettin' this year,
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| this year, oh I’m gettin' nothing for christmas,
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| Mommy and Daddy are mad.
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| oh I’m gettin' nothing for christmas,
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| cause I aint been nothing but bad.
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| I went outside and shaved the cat,
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| somebody snitched on me.
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| My mom told me I can’t do that,
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| it’s just not right you see.
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| so I did just like she said, shaved our bassed hound instead.
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| now I’m grounded till I’m dead,
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| or getting to M.I.T.
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| oh I’m gettin' nothing for christmas,
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| no scrumdidlyumshious eggnog for me,
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| ahh shucks,
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| ohh I’m getting nothing for christmas cause I went and burned down the tree.
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| I put a tack on teacher’s chair in biology,
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| thought my grade just wasn’t fair, I deserved to be.
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| I’d had enough of all his rats,
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| filled his desk with firends.
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| so my parents sent me to a boarding school in france, cause somebody snitched on
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| me, when you are in paris zen you start to talk funny.
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| I’m gettin' nothing for chrismas,
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| mommy and daddy are (our vengeance will be swift this Christmas) oh I’m gettin'
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| nothing for christmas cause
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| I aint been nothing but bad.
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| I’m bad and you know it, because I’m bad I’m ba bad.
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| cause I aint been nothing but bad.
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| I went out with my best friends girl,
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| he was gone you see.
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| it was the best date in the world,
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| but somebody snitched on me,
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| told him she don’t kiss so good he should dump her if he could.
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| then he clocked me where I stood.
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| now I can’t see straight.
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| oh I’m gettin' nothing for christmas.
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| mommy and daddy are mad,
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| how do they know santa,
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| I’m getting nothing for christmas,
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| cause I shot a pigeon with my beebee gun,
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| which landed on some guy’s windshield then he swerved and knocked over a
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| telephone
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| pole wich busted open a firehidrent wich costed millons and water damage to the
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| sorounding
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| houses in the area and I spent the night in jail.
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| oh I’m gettin' nothing for christmas,
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| cause I aint been nothing but bad |