
Date of issue: 31.12.1995
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Capitol
Song language: English
The Lord Is A Monkey |
Ahhhh… |
The Lord is a monkey |
Thanksgiving’s coming on the Fourth of July |
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye |
Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas |
Got her mind on her money and her dope up her ass |
Outside of Phoenix she was kinda broke down |
Burned a cracker-boy rig and she was out of that town |
Ha Ha Ha! |
Ahhhhh… |
Well she was a Hare Krishna in the Ashram Bed |
She was sellin' 'get sky' and had funky-ass hair |
She pooed in my mouth and she threw me on the bed |
Where she cut off my balls and she sewed them to my head |
Well she’s heading back East in a 67 Caddy |
Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy |
Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool |
Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school |
Well I real did good but it’s kickin' my ass |
I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass |
Well she’s looking pretty good first week in July |
She’s got her dope up her ass and a needle in her eye |
Ahhhhh… |
Thanksgivings coming on the Fourth of July |
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye |
Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas |
Got her mind on her money and her dope up her ass |
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