Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Me , by - Burke MosesRelease date: 05.06.2006
Song language: English
Me |
| You’ve been dreaming, just one dream |
| Nearly all your life |
| Hoping, scheming, just one theme: |
| Will you be a wife? |
| Will you be some he-man's property? |
| Good news! |
| That he-man's me! |
| This equation, girl plus man |
| Doesn’t help just you |
| On occasion, women can |
| Have their uses too |
| Mainly to extend the family tree |
| Pumpkin, extend with me! |
| We’ll be raising sons galore |
| Inconceivable! |
| Each built six foot four! |
| Unbelievable! |
| Each stuffed with ev’ry Gaston gene! |
| I’m not hearing this! |
| You’ll be keeping house with pride! |
| Just incredible! |
| Oh so gratified |
| So unweddable! |
| That you are a part of this idyllic scene |
| (spoken) |
| Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, |
| my little wife massaging my feet, while the little |
| Ones play on the floor with the dogs. |
| We’ll have six or seven! |
| Dogs? |
| No, Belle! |
| Strapping boys… like me! |
| Imagine that! |
| I can see that we will share |
| All that love implies |
| We shall be a perfect pair |
| Rather like my thighs |
| You are face to face with destiny! |
| All roads lead to… |
| The best things in life are… |
| All’s well that ends with me! |
| Escape me? |
| There’s no way |
| Certain as «Do, Re,» |
| Belle, when you marry… |
| (spoken) |
| So Belle, what would it be? |
| Is it «yes», or is it «oh, yes»? |
| I… I just don’t deserve you! |
| Who does? |
| (sung) |
| Me! |
| But thanks for asking |