
Date of issue: 22.09.2002
Song language: English
I'll Never Tell |
This is the man that I plan to entangle |
Isn’t he fine? |
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle |
Vengeance was mine |
But I’m out of the biz |
The name I made I’ll trade for his |
The only trouble is… |
I’ll never tell |
She is the one she’s such wonderful fun |
Such passion and grace |
Warm in the night when I’m right |
In her tight-- |
embrace, |
Tight embrace |
I’ll never let her go The love we’ve known can only grow |
There’s just one thing that-- |
No. |
I’ll never tell |
Both: 'cause there’s |
Nothing to tell |
He snores |
She wheezes |
Say «housework,"and he freezes |
She eats these Skeezy cheeses |
That I can’t describe |
I talk, |
He breezes |
She doesn’t know |
What please is His penis got diseases |
From a chumash tribe |
The vibe gets kind of scary |
Like she thinks I’m ordinary |
Like it’s all just temporary |
Like her toes are kind of hairy |
But it’s all very well |
'Cause, god knows, |
I’ll never tell |
When things get rough |
He just hides behind his Buffy |
Now look, he’s getting huffy |
'Cause he knows that I know |
She clings, |
She’s needy |
She’s also really greedy |
She never-- |
His eyes are beady |
This is my verse, |
Hello? |
She-- |
Look at me! |
I’m dancin’crazy! |
You know |
You’re quite the charmer |
My knight in armour |
You’re the cutest of the scoobies |
With your lips as red as rubies |
And your firm yet supple-- |
Tight embrace |
He’s swell |
She’s sweller |
He’ll always be my feller |
That’s why I’ll never |
Tell her that I’m petrified |
I’ve read this tale |
There’s wedding |
Then betrayal |
I know there’ll come the day |
I’ll want to run and hide |
I lied |
I said it’s easy |
I’ve tried |
But there’s these fears I can’t quell |
Is she looking for a pot of gold? |
Will I look good when I’ve gotten old? |
Will our lives become too stressful |
If I’m never that successful? |
When I get so worn and wrinkly |
That I look like David Brinkley |
Am I crazy? |
Am I dreamin'? |
Am I marrying |
A demon? |
We could |
Really raise the beam |
In makin’marriage a hell |
So, thank god, |
I’ll never tell |
I swear |
That I’ll never tell |
My lips |
Are sealed |
I take the fifth |
Nothing to see, |
Move it along |
I’ll never |
Tell |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Rest in Peace | 2002 |
Where Do We Go From Here? | 2002 |
Overture / Going Through the Motions | 2002 |
Under Your Spell | 2002 |
Walk Through the Fire | 2002 |
I've Got a Theory / Bunnies / If We're Together | 2002 |
Something to Sing About | 2002 |
Under Your Spell / Standing - Reprise | 2002 |
What You Feel | 2002 |
Standing | 2002 |
The Parking Ticket | 2002 |
What You Feel - Reprise | 2002 |
Dawn's Ballet | 2002 |