| The crowd had gathered
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| They’d heard the word
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| Pretty soon I’d be losing her
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| They stood in line just to see
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| The way she’d make a meal of me
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| They held their breath
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| Whispered low
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| Waiting for that final blow
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| They called her name
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| She was picked to win
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| As we walked out into the ring
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| And the first round she broke my heart
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| Second round she tore it apart
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| Third round I was on the ropes
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| Fourth round I didn’t have a hope
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| The things she said in the final bought
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| Laid me low really knocked me out
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| She waved to the crowd without a scratch
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| The heartbreak champion of this love match
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| They called for blood
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| They wanted more
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| They picked me up off the floor
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| My head was spinning
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| I staggered round
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| I couldn’t stand for falling down
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| The lights were dim I heard them say
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| You can’t make it anyway
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| But I was game I climbed back in
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| I tried to win her back again
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| And the first round she hurt me bad
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| Second round couldn’t handle it
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| Third round well I almost died
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| Fourth round I saw that look in her eyes
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| I knew right then how it would be
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| She turned and walked away from me
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| They shouted fair and square there ain’t no catch
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| She’s the heartbreak champion of the love match |