| There is a magical place
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| Surrounded by mystical haste
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| Its story’s untold
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| Its secret’s unknown
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| But every man knows where it is
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| It’s hidden deep in the wood
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| The dark and feminine wood
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| It’s dangerous for all of us
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| But you should go there, yes you should
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| It’s a cave made by the gods
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| Their finest and best work of art
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| 'Cause it’s deep and it’s warm and it’s soft and it’s moist
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| It’s the yoni
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| When you come to this beautiful place
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| Remember to treat it with grace
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| Undress it, caress it, make sure that the fire is lit
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| For this cave it has a keeper
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| That might not let you go deeper
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| So use your lips and use your tongue
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| To persuade the keeper to come
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| And when it’s wet it’s just like the rain
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| And you’re gladly going insane
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| You say this cave was made by the gods
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| Their finest and best work of art
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| 'Cause it’s deep and it’s warm and it’s soft and it’s wet
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| It’s the yoni
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| It’s deep and it’s warm and it’s soft and it’s wet
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| It’s deep and it’s warm and it’s soft and it’s wet
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| It’s deep and it’s warm and it’s soft and it’s wet
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| It’s deep and it’s warm and it’s soft and it’s wet
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| Some say its fruits are forbidden
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| Some want them desperately hidden
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| But they’re fruits of life
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| And they’re fruits fo joy
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| And they’re every man’s favorite toy
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| And I wanna kiss it and touch it and lick it
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| To make sure that the fire is lit
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| I’ll make you moan and I’ll make you come
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| anduhh
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| And when the fire is burning with love
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| And the angels are singing above
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| And it’s wet just like the rain
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| And I’m gladly going insane
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| I scream, «This cave was made by the gods
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| Their finest and best work of art
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| 'Cause it’s deep and it’s warm and it’s soft and its wet and it’s feminine and
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| beautiful and it is life and it is love and it is you.» |