| Pretty soon now
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| Y’know I’m gonna make a comeback
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| And like the birds and the bees in the trees
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| It’s a sure-fire smash
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| I’ll speak
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| To the masses throughout the media
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| And if you got anything to say to me You can say it with cash
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| 'Cause I got the trash and you got the trash can
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| So baby we should get along fine
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| So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I’m funny
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| Can’t you hear me laughing
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| Can’t you see me smile
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| I’m the man
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| I’m the man that gave you the hula-hoop
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| I’m the man
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| I’m the man that gave you the yo-yo
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| Kung fu That was one of my good ones
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| Well what’s a few broken bones
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| When we all know it’s good clean fun
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| Skateboards
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| I’ve almost made them respectable
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| You see I can’t always get through to you
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| So I go for your son
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| I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark
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| Didja looka looka lookit alla blood
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| Give me all your money 'cause I know you think I’m funny
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| Can’t you hear me laughing
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| Can’t you see me smile
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| I’m the man
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| I’m the man that gave you the hula-hoop
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| I’m the man
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| I’m the man that gave you the yo-yo
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| Right now
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| I think I’m gonna plan a new trend
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| Because the line on the graph’s getting low
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| And we can’t have that
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| And you think you’re immune
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| But I can sell you anything
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| Anything from a thin safety pin
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| To a pork pie hat
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| 'Cause I got the trash and you got the trash can
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| So baby we should get along fine
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| So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I’m funny
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| Can’t you hear me laughing
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| Can’t you see me smile
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| I’m the man
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| I’m the man that gave you the hula-hoop
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| I’m the man
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| I’m the man that gave you the yo-yo |