| The F word feels ugly in my mouth
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| Clumsy, huff and puff, but I guess I’m not tough enough
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| I’d have to say mainly it makes me feel strangely
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| And frankly I’m not that angry a person
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| So cursin' and swearin' ain’t part of my presentation
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| Play me on the radio without a moment’s hesitation
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| Don’t ever worry about your little sister listenin'
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| I used to have this thing for model Helena Christensen
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| Which is completely irrelevant, blueberry elephant
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| Anyway I like to consider myself more eloquent
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| I got more potent potions in my syringe
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| And when I hear one of my old songs with the F word I cringe now
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| I’m not tryin' to make anyone feel lesser
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| It’s just that it don’t go with any of the clothes in my dresser
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| Some people think that it’s the best word in the English language
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| But for some reason recently, it causes me anguish
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| Saying the F word takes too much effort
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| Except when I’m having sex, I say it next to never
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| Saying the F word takes too much effort
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| Except when I’m having sex, I say it next to never
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| Saying the F word takes too much effort
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| Except when I’m having sex, I say it next to never
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| Saying the F word takes too much effort
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| Except when I’m having sex, I say it next to never |