| Hey bus driver, keep the change, bless your children, give them names
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| Don’t trust men who walk with canes
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| Drink this and in a week you’ll have wings on your feet
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| Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine, adviser on the downdown train
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| Christmas crier bustin' cane
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| He’s in love again
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| Where dock workers' dreams mix with panthers' schemes to someday own the rodeo
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| Tainted women in Vistavison perform for out-of-state kids at the late show
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| Wizard imps and sweat-sock pimps
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| Mixed with interstallar mongrel nymphs
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| Rex said his lady left him limp
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| Well you know love’s like that
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| Well Mary Lou found out how to cope
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| She rides to heaven on a gyroscope
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| The daily news askes her for the dope
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| And she says «Man, the dope’s that there’s still hope»
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| Well now queen of diamonds, ace of spades
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| Newly discovered lovers of the everglades
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| They take out a full page ad in the trades to annouce their arrival
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| Senorita, spanish rose, wipes her eyes and blows he nose
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| Uptown in Harlem she throws a rose to some lucky youung matador |