| Let’s all keep our voices low, here’s a story you don’t know
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| As good as anything we can’t watch on HBO
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| Before you say it’s all bunk or throw it out as so much junk
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| Listen what this guy’s been hiding in his trunk
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| He’s looking for me, he’s looking for you
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| He’ll cut off your feet just to take your shoes
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| There was that little girl, pink ribbon, auburn curls
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| Who ended up as cargo and then taken for a whirl
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| He must’ve given her a whack, pre-teen surprise attack
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| She ended up between the guys' spare tire and his jack
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| He’s looking for me, he’s looking for you
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| He’ll cut off your feet just to take your shoes
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| He’s looking for me, he’s looking for you
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| Believe you me, every word is true
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| In his kitchen there’s a corpse, made a meal of his divorce
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| Eats a different body part for every different course
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| In his basement there’s a crypt, it’s so well, well equipped
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| He’s seen so many ghoulish things they now seem nondescript
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| He’s looking for me, he’s looking for you
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| Another peep and we’ll be through
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| He’s looking for me, he’s looking for you
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| He’ll cut off your feet just to take your shoes |