
Date of issue: 24.09.2001
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
I'm In A Band With An Italian Drummer |
I’m in a band with an Italian drummer |
And all the girls just fall in his lap |
I’m in a band with an Italian drummer |
But for a foreigner he’s quite a nice chap |
He just cooks pasta, always faster |
He smokes with his father, makes good carbonara |
His cock’s too long to fit in this song |
He shaves his legs and always thinks about sex |
His hands have blisters, don’t trust him with your sisters |
He talks baloni and eats rigatoni |
His name’s on his sticks, he’s got smelly armpits |
And when he plays his drums it sounds like this |
I’m in a band with an Italian drummer |
And all the girls just fall in his lap |
I’m in a band with an Italian drummer |
But for a foreigner he’s quite a nice chap |
He’s really Italian, hung like a stallion |
He never takes a rest from chasing breasts and legs |
He hates Peter Criss but he still likes Kiss |
And when he plays his drums it sounds like this |
I’m in a band with an Italian drummer |
And all the girls just fall in his lap |
I’m in a band with an Italian drummer |
But for a foreigner he’s quite a nice chap |
«The characters described in this song are fictitious and |
Any similarity to real people living or dead is entirely |
Coincidental and unintentional» |
I’m in a band with an Italian drummer |
And all the girls just fall in his lap |
I’m in a band with an Italian drummer |
But for a foreigner he’s quite a nice chap |
He’s really Italian, he’s hung like a stallion |
His cock’s too long to fit in this song |
He shaves his legs, always thinks about sex |
His hands have blisters, don’t trust him with your sisters |
He talks baloni and eats rigatoni |
His name’s on his sticks, he’s got smelly armpits |
When he plays his drums… |
…do you know someone like this? |
I’m in a band with an Italian drummer |
I’m in a band with a foreign chap (Repeat in infinity) |
«You know son, it’s like this you see |
We met him down the pub one day and eerm… |
He looked a bit of a geezer at the time |
Ha! |
It was only when we gave him a fucking saxophone |
That he discovered he was a fucking drummer didn’t he! |
Fucking cunt! |
So we got rid of his saxophone and eerm… |
Put these drums there instead. |
And eerm… |
He was a star really |
And there’s nothing we can do about it really.» |
I’m in a band, in a band, in a band… |
«Hey, are you fucking talking to me, aye? |
Minchia! |
Minchia! |
Minchia! |
E' come se metti del |
Peperoncino nel culo di una porta che scoreggia nuvole di nero |
E poi c’era una vacca… Io non ho capito che dice questo |
Ragazzo inglese… Non mi ricordo |
Ehi Vito, ma che cazzo dice, eh ?! |
E te l’ho detto, io non capisco una minchia questo |
Ragazzo straniero |
…fucking talking to you, aye!!! |
Ah, think so! |
Andate a 'fanculo !!!" |
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