| Leaf Dog:
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| Coughing up lung butter, I can feel my throat’s lump
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| You’re thinking that the picture jumpy, so we head for bad country
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| Fresh days in the park, slugs looking real lovely, ass chunky type of poor rats
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| that ain’t fluffy
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| Then I see this one husky, she walks nearer, the type that you would see with
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| your local drug dealer
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| As she opens her trap, it all gets clearer, talking like she’s on a level but I
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| can’t hear her
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| She appeared to be what you call a good catch, but you’re fucked if the
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| next-man's money you can’t match
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| This Venus flytrap walked away in disbelief with a slug-trail following
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| shouting «You thief!»
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| All I want is some peace on this sunshine day, so I told her I was good and I
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| sent her on her way
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| I ain’t got time to play, only money to burn haze
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| So scarce they won’t rep, I ain’t got much to say
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| So we carried on, chilling until the late night
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| Feeling high, cause no rain in England is a rare sight
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| Everybody’s looking drunk, I can tell there’ll be a fight
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| Then some kiddies kick off over a girl they both like
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| All I heard’s a smash fight, then the shouting stopping
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| One lying on the floor with the other pissing on him- a straight wronging,
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| and all for the wet rug, when you’re lying in your bed remember it’s what you
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| dug
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| Then I seen the same slug beefing at the man that did it
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| That could’ve been me with in need of a new jaw fitted
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| You heard her shout him out- how she’s going to the clinic
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| She didn’t mean to fuck him, and she wasn’t really with it
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| It’s fully twisted, but you know the real reason was to get him back for
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| cheating on her, now she feels even
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| It’s mating season, but be careful where you dip, cos' a nice cave can turn
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| into a deadly spiked pit |