| I rise each day
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| to yet another shock
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| from dis alarm clock culture.
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| And I miss de sound
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| of mi big red cock
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| as him beat him chest
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| and crow welcome song
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| to de sun
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| from de fowl shit covered
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| guava tree pon de hillside.
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| And de snooze button allow me five minute
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| more to dream bout ackee and breadfruit.
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| Den I get up and eat a bagel
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| and worry bout mi love handle.
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| Six layers a clothes
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| and termal drawers
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| and I still cold.
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| Another bridge mean more toll.
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| And de golden rule
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| is alternate-side parking.
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| And as de belly get fat
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| many tings bout Yard dat
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| used to be just a mere inconvenience
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| start to look like major incompetence.
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| Unscheduled power cut
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| daily
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| water lock off
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| bank pon short staff cause
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| the morning was a little bit rainy.
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| Few telephones
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| dat’s just how it is
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| yet everyone know
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| everyone else business.
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| Well I live in mi building for five years now
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| and mi neighbours dem still don’t know me.
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| But solace come from anonymity.
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| And every time I bite de apple
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| de apple swallow me.
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| So dem force me to buy
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| a piece of the FBI
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| CIA investment pie.
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| And dem give me a W2
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| form in lieu
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| of a receipt.
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| So now I’m funding a plot
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| to get God shot
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| or someting like dat.
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| De Korean polish him apples dem clean
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| and arrange dem in stacks of red, gold and green.
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| say him want Rasta to feel welcome. |
| Seen?
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| Still I yearn for de breeze
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| from de Natty Bay sea
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| as it cool down de sweat pon me back
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| Long to feed dry coc’nut to mi cock.
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| So I dilly
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| and I dally
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| and I wonder
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| how much longer
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| I can philander
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| Cause each time I bite de apple
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| it swallow a piece of me
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| Still it hard to love de fruit
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| if I never did climb de tree. |