| I’m calling in sick this morning.
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| I got the stomach flu without a warning.
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| That’s not the truth, but that’s what I’ll say.
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| Because I committed to finding you today.
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| You wrote Your name and number
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| On the palm of my hand,
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| But my palms got sweaty and the ink, it ran.
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| Don’t know if your name is Jen, Joan or Jan.
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| I hope you read the personal ads.
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| This last week I’ve tried so hard to think,
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| But that night I had about five too many drinks.
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| So, in the paper I’ll place an ad To tell you how I feel and how much fun I had.
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| You wrote your name and number
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| On the palm of my hand,
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| But my palms got sweaty and the ink, it ran.
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| It smudged off on a beer can.
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| I hope you read the personal ads.
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| I met you last week at the 11th street bar.
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| Now it’s you that I seek,
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| I don’t know where (who) you are.
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| I had the time of my life
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| In the back seat of my car.
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| Oh Yeah.
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| I hope you read the personal ads.
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| If I could just see you again,
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| My life would feel complete.
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| At least for one more night next week. |