Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Metal Fans, artist - Brian Posehn
Date of issue: 26.04.2010
Song language: English
Metal Fans |
I found heavy metal |
When I was just a kid |
It grabbed by the nards like no other music did |
I became obsessed with it I had to have it faster |
More heavy and more brutal |
Metal was my master |
Master |
One day I met this dirt bag |
Moved here from the city |
Started talking metal |
Said my taste was shitty |
Then he tried to challenge me because I didn’t look it |
Want to know who’s really metal? |
Fucking see you in the pit |
You claim that I’m not metal? |
Bunch of shit your talkin |
You say I’m not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken |
Metal’s a competition I’m not hardcore like you |
Well may you think your metal, I’m more metal than you |
Played D&D with Dio |
I’m more metal than you |
Got kicked out of Rock In Rio |
I’m more metal than you |
I licked Lemmy’s mole |
I’m more metal than you |
My cat’s name is Man-o-War |
I’m more metal than you |
Metal is inside me |
I guess it always will be |
Liked it since im 10 |
And now im fucking 40 |
Yeah I’m still obsessed it, I always want it faster |
More evil and more fucked up |
Will always be master |
Master |
Bater |
One day I met this dickhead |
Said that I’m a poser |
Because I look like a creepy daddy |
And there’s something in my noser??? |
He said I wasn’t metal guess I could debate it |
But we should turn our anger on the assholes that hate it |
Your telling me your metal |
But not compared to me! |
I’m Slayer and you’re nickleback or seven mary three |
Metal’s not a competition guess it is for you |
You may think your metal but I’m more metal than you |
Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot |
I’m more metal than you |
Liked Anvil before the movie |
I’m more metal than you |
King Diamond sent me a Christmas card |
I’m more metal than you |
I’d headbutt Sharon Osbourne |
I’m more metal than you |
More metal than you (x3) |
One of the things I love about being a metal head is when you meet another |
metal fan |
Its like meeting a brother or sister you didn’t know |
But every once in awhile you meet an asshole that challenges you |
It becomes who’s more metal |
Dude I’m a grown man |
You know what, I could tell you how metal I am but I’d rather have my friends |
sing it |
Mark, tell them how metal I am |
He’s so fucking metal (Mark O) |
That’s right, I’m super fucking metal |
Super fucking metal (Mark O) |
You say that I’m not metal? |
You don’t fucking know me |
I’m Slayer, Venom, Mayhem |
You’re white lion blowin Jovi |
If metal is a competition, game over you’re through |
You thought that you were metal, I’m more metal than you |
I’d burn a church in Norway |
I’m more metal than you |
I can name four guys in Krokus |
I’m more metal than you |
Gene Simmons was my mohel |
I’m more metal than you |
I’d give Halford a hand job |
I’m more metal than you |
More metal than you (x3) |