| We are the 801
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| We are the central shaft
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| And we are here to let you take advantage
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| Of our lack of craft
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| Certain streets have certain corners
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| Sooner or later we’ll turn yours
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| We are the 801
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| We are the central shaft
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| And thus throughout two years we’ve crossed the ocean
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| In our little craft (row, row, row)
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| Now we’re on the telephone
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| Making final arrangements (ding, ding)
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| We are the 801
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| We are the central shaft
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| Looking for a certain ratio
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| Someone must have left it underneath the carpet
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| Looking up and down the radio
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| Oh, oh, nothing there this time
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| Looking for a certain ratio
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| Someone said they saw it parking in a car lot
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| Looking up and down the radio
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| Oh, oh, nothing there this time
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| Going back down to the rodeo
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| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, here we go!
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| We are the table the captain’s table let’s get it understood
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| Let’s get it understood
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| We are the losers we are the cruisers let’s get it understood
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| Let’s get it understood
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| We are the diners the final diners let’s get it understood
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| Let’s get it understood
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| Most of us are tinkers, some of us tailors
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| And we’ve got candlesticks and lots of cocktail sticks
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| We saw the lovers the modern lovers and they looked very good
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| They looked as if they could
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| We are the neighbours the nosy neighbours we think just like you would
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| We think just like you should |