| Oh cheeky cheeky
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| Oh naughty sneaky
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| You’re so perceptive and I wonder how you knew
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| But these finks don’t walk too well
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| A bad sense of direction
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| And so they stumble round in threes
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| Such a strange collection
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| Oh you headless chicken
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| Can those poor teeth take so much kicking?
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| You’re always so charming
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| As you peck your way up there
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| And these finks don’t dress too well
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| No discrimination
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| To be a zombie all the time
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| Requires such dedication
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| Oh please sir, will you let it go by
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| 'Cos I failed both tests with my legs both tied
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| In my place the stuff is all there
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| I’ve been ever so sad for a very long time
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| My my they wanted the works, can you this and that
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| I never got a letter back
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| More fool me, bless my soul
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| More fool me, bless my soul
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| Oh perfect masters
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| They thrive on disasters
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| They all look so harmless
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| Till they find their way up here
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| But dead finks don’t talk too well
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| They’ve got a shaky sense of diction
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| It’s not so much a living hell
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| It’s just a dying fiction |