| In case of Sonic Attack on your district
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| Follow these rules
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| If you are making love, it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm
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| simultaneously
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| Do not waste time blocking your ears
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| Do not waste time seeking a soundproof shelter
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| Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
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| Do not panic
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| (Do not panic)
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| Use your wheels, it is what they are for
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| Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons and should be left,
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| if possible, in shelters
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| Do not attempt to use your own limbs
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| If no wheels are available metal, not organic, limbs should be employed
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| whenever possible
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| Remember, in the case of Sonic Attack, survival means every man for himself
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| (Himself)
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| Statistically more people survive if they think only of themselves
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| (Only themselves)
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| Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
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| You have only a few seconds to escape use those seconds sensibly or you will
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| inevitably die
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| Do not panic
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| (Do not panic)
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| Think only of yourself
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| (Only yourself)
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| Think only of yourself
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| (Only yourself)
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| These are the first signs of Sonic Attack:
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| You will notice small objects, such as ornaments, oscillating
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| You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
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| You will hear a distant hissing in your ears
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| You will feel dizzy
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| You will feel the need to vomit
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| There will be bleeding from orifices
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| There will be an ache in the pelvic region
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| You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting
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| Or even laughter
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| These are all sign of imminent Sonic destruction
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| Your only protection is flight
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| If you are less than ten years old remain in the shelters and use your cocoon
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| Remember: you can help no-one else
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| (No-one else)
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| You can help no-one else
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| (No-one else)
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| Do not panic
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| (Do not panic)
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| Do not panic
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| (Do not panic)
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| Think only of yourself
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| (Only yourself)
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| Think only of yourself
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| (Only of yourself)
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| Think only of yourself
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| (Only yourself)
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| Think only of yourself |