| Spoken: |
| Natural law is predictable and clear, but not here |
| Step into the Mystery Spot |
| You sir and you ma’am! It’s all inside |
| Come along and dance, dance, dance! |
| Come along and dance to the Mystery Spot Polka |
| Scientific evidence can’t explain the dance |
| It’s called the Mystery Spot Polka |
| Poltergeists or polka guys |
| Let the spirits rise, supernatural as can be |
| Come along and dance, dance, dance |
| Feels as if the house repealed the laws of gravity |
| Come along and dance, dance, dance |
| Come along and dance to the Mystery Spot Polka |
| Come along and play the game |
| Indeed without a name |
| It’s the Mystery Spot Polka |
| Mysteries will be revealed |
| Wheel within a wheel in a machinery of grace |
| Every spot’s a mystery spot |
| Planet Earth’s a polka dot |
| A-spin in outer space |
| Spoken: |
| This way to the egress, ladies and gentlemen |
| Thank you for your kind attention |
| Watch your step, please |