| Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
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| Bet I can drive faster’n you can
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| C’mon hoss lets have some fun
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| Go on shoot me with a radar gun
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| You look bored and I sure am Catch me if you can
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| Hey hey mr. |
| policeman
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| I got a 75 firebird trans am With a 455 up under the hood
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| Me and my brother got it runnin good
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| Wake up behind me in a mole grey van
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| Catch me if you can
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| Go on turn on your blue lights (sooo pretty!)
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| You know you want to I just flew by I can see you feel it now
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| Hows my dust taste in your mouth?
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| C’mon smokey its time to race
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| Lets have us a high speed chase
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| Well hey hey mr. |
| policeman
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| Chopper in the air and a couple of swat vans
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| That’s not fair they’re blockin the road
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| Now where am I supposed to go?
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| Time to use my backup plan
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| Catch me if you can
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| Hey hey mr. |
| policeman
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| Bet I can run faster’n you can
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| With your big pot belly
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| And your cowboy boots,
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| 100 bucks says you won’t shoot
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| I know these woods like the back of my hand
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| Come on catch me if you can
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| Go on turn on your spotlight (sooo shiny!!)
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| I got runnin shoes and im younger than you
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| And I got all night
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| Theres no way you’re keepin up with me Just go on back to the Krispy Kreme
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| If you wanna quit I understand
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| Catch me if you can
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| Hey hey mr. |
| policeman
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| I said hey hey mr. |
| policeman
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| Im in the jailhouse now
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| I’m in the jailhouse now
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| They told me once or twice
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| Son, please respect my authority
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| I’m in the jailhouse now |