| I can still remember when
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| Grandpa died and our ship came in Daddy said he left momma and him more money than they’d ever seen
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| And just like that we were thousandaires
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| Had a brand new boat and a Frigidaire
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| And all us kids in our underwear were jumping on a trampoline
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| A bunch low lives living the high life
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| Money burning a hole right through the pockets of holey jeans
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| Grandpa’s with Lord now, but we got a new Ford now
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| And we can watch the Big Orange now on a 57 inch TV, that’s right
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| Money was gone by mid-July and we went back to just getting by
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| 'Til momma slipped on a patch of ice outside of Chick-Fil-A
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| Now we knew they was a Christian bunch
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| So we didn’t ask for all that much
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| Settled out of court for ten thousand bucks
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| And free chicken 'til I die a day
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| A bunch low lives living the high life
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| Money burning a hole right through the pockets of holey jeans
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| Momma’s got a limp now but we all get to swim now
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| Cause we got an above ground sitting out by the trampoline
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| We walked, we rolled, we lived it up until it started running thin
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| We began looking for a way to spend that will again
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| I heard a song a couple months ago, was Carrie Underwood on the radio
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| Reminded me of a poem my brother wrote back in second grade
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| I know she didn’t steal it but so what? |
| We lawyered up and we sued her butt
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| These days we figured we’d pretty much get paid to go away
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| A bunch low lives living the high life
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| Money burning a hole right through the pockets of a holey jeans
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| This song’s another one now, know I get a hot tub now
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| Set it next to the above ground sitting out by the trampoline
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| It’s gonna run out some day
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| And that ain’t gonna be a fun day
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| But as long as it ain’t a Sunday
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| We can go to Chick-Fil-A and eat
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| Man I love those Waffle fries (I know)
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| That Chick-Fil-A has got some good waffle fries (I'd say, that’s right)
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| Maybe I’ll get a diet Coke,
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| I don’t know (I wish they had beer, it’d be perfect)
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| I like the little trays that the food comes on (I like the Polynesian sauce) |