| An old man turned ninety eight
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| He won the lottery and died the next day
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| It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay
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| It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late
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| Isn’t it ironic?
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| Don’t you think?
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| It’s like rain on your wedding day
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| It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
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| It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
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| And who would’ve thought?
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| It figures
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| Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
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| He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
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| He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
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| And as the plane crashed down he thought
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| «Well, isn’t this nice?»
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| Isn’t it ironic?
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| Don’t you think?
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| It’s like rain on your wedding day
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| It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
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| It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
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| And who would’ve thought?
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| It figures
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| Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think
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| Everything’s ok and everything’s going right
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| And life has a funny way of helping you out when you think
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| Everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
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| A traffic jam when you’re already late
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| A 'No smoking' sign on your cigarette break
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| It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
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| It’s meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife
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| And isn’t it ironic?
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| Don’t you think?
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| A little too ironic
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| Yeah, I really do think
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| It’s like rain on your wedding day
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| It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
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| It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
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| And who would’ve thought?
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| It figures |