| Merry Christmas, darling
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| Let’s talk about your family some other time
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| It’s not a day for breaking mirrors
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| Or for losing your appetite
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| Calling a truce for twenty-four hours
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| When twenty-four seconds will do, to be too
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| When I said you were just like your father
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| You got upset 'cause you know it’s true
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| Merry, merry, merry Christmas
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| Merry, merry, merry Christmas
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| Merry, merry, merry Christmas
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| Christmas starts inside
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| Merry Christmas, darling
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| Won’t you please go pour us both another drink?
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| You’re not the keeper of this castle
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| I’m not the queen of the kitchen sink drama, oh-oh
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| Calling a truce for twenty-four hours
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| When twenty-four seconds will do, yeah, to be too
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| Talking to me like I’m one of the children
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| Then I do the same to you, oh, it’s true
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| Merry, merry, merry Christmas
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| Merry, merry, merry Christmas
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| Merry, merry, merry Christmas
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| Christmas starts inside
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| Merry, merry, merry Christmas
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| Merry, merry, merry Christmas
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| Merry, merry, merry Christmas
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| Christmas starts inside |