| I like a warm embrace
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| I like a pretty face
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| The smell of lemon, thyme, ginger, rosemary
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| Ah, my favorite things
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| I line ‘em up
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| I put ‘em all down upon a shelf
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| I watch them all collect dust
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| I lose my touch again
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| Don’t quote me, I’m just a bad poet
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| I can’t fly
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| I can’t walk
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| I can’t swim
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| I can’t talk
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| I can’t sing
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| I can’t dance
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| I can’t rap
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| I can’t jam
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| But ooh, look at my tasteful use of metaphors
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| I think up things you never ever heard before
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| I can see an idea that’s been around a corner hiding
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| Useful to attentive listeners
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| Borderline exciting
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| The best day of your life
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| It has come and gone
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| The bags under your eyes, too big for carry-on
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| I’m a tired boy, an empty void
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| A favorite song to sing along
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| I get along with everyone
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| I have a good time whenever I go out
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| But don’t quote me, I’m just a bad poet
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| I can’t fight
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| I can’t pray
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| I can’t riot
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| I can’t obey
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| I can’t see
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| I can’t preach
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| I can’t wake up
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| I can’t sleep
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| But ooh, look at my tasteful use of metaphors
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| I think up things you never ever heard before
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| I can see an idea that’s been around a corner hiding
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| Useful to attentive listeners
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| Borderline exciting
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| Ooh, it wears off after a day or two
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| Or gets absorbed into collective conscience
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| Added to a big pile
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| Or more like a hole that’s mined
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| From time to time to verify one has a soul
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| But uh
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| I can’t act
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| I can’t paint
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| I can’t teach
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| I can’t bank
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| I can’t laugh
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| I can’t dream
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| I can’t find the god damn things |