| Hello baby
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| Yes, it’s your friendly phone fanatic again
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| Oh, yeah, I’m loaded
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| With verbal rap ability, baby
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| You know you inspire me to poetry
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| So listen while I recite naughty nothings
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| That’ll wet your eardrums
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| I’d like to, I’d like to, I’d like to
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby?
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| What I’d like to do would be good to you
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| And if you hang up on me now, I’ll be through
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| I’m just living and I’m loving, waiting for the moment
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| When you got time to kill
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| And if I can get your love
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| Then what’s a telephone bill?
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| According to way the way you make me feel
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| I guess you’d call it obscene phone call
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| I’m not a storyteller though, baby
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| I’d rather be with you, me to me
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| Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
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| Oh, you’re the sweetest fantasy I know
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| You
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| Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
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| I’m being real and that seems the thang to do
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| I’m just living and I’m loving, waiting for the moment
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| When you got time to kill
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| And if I can get your love
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| Then what’s a telephone bill?
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| I’m just living and I’m loving, waiting for the moment
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| When you got time to kill
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| And if I can get your love
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| Then what’s a telephone bill?
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| Oh baby, uh, well just hang on
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| I’d like to, I’d like to, I’d like to, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| I’d like to make sweet love to you
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| Oh no, not that baby
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| I wanna get real with you
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| Let me just breathe in your ear hole, baby
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| Don’t fake me out
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| I love you, baby
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| Let me see if I can hit that note again
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| I love you, baby!
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| Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
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| I’d like to get real funk-kay
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| I’m just living and I’m loving, waiting for the moment
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| When you got time to kill
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| And if I can get your love
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| Then what’s a telephone bill?
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| I’m just living and I’m loving, waiting for the moment
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| When you got time to kill
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| And if I can get your love
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| Then what’s a telephone bill?
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| I’m just living and I’m loving, waiting for the moment
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| When you got time to kill
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| And if I can get your love
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| Then what’s a telephone bill?
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| Oh, oh
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| I’d like to make sweet love to you
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| Maybe I’ll manicure your toenails
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| And uh, make sweet love to you girl
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| Rub my body with yours
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| Wait a minute operator, I’m not talking to you |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song What's a Telephone Bill? , by - Bootsy Collins. Song from the album Original Album Series, in the genre R&B