| Hey there to all you seshers out there, this is TeamSESH Radio Chip Kipperly
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| coming back at you with a brand new week of SeshRadio
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| We have hot new songs, we have various singer interviews, we have sports,
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| weather, entertainment coming at you, stay tuned for SeshRadio
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| Hey there all you boys and girls, we have a brand new one out for you right now,
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| it’s called ShaveMyHeadChangeMyName, brand new from SESH creator himself,
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| Bones
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| ShaveMyHeadChangeMyName, by Bones
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| Shave my head, change my name, and run away
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| Anything that will take the attention away from me, now what’s that say?
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| I don’t give a fuck 'bout the fame, that’s the last thing I wanted to gain
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| Been a minute since we spoke, still I’m turning to a ghost, I can feel it
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| everyday
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| See the ash flow down like snow
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| In the ditch, by the old backroad
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| I never had money to throw
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| Never see me in the club with hoes
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| See, the outside world is a backdrop that you’ll never see Bones in front of
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| Rot, let me rot, let me rot away
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| Cut the blinds, kill the lights, let me fade away
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| As I lie up on my back and turn the comforter 'til I say
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| Things will never be the same
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| Really?
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| -End of track-
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| Hello and welcome back to SeshRadio, this is Chip Kipperly, I would just like
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| to remind everyone that the third annual Uncle Ricky Blunt Run For The Cure 5K
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| coming up this weekend, do not miss it. |
| We still have tickets available, people.
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| You have to call up and get 'em. |
| I’m gonna be giving some tickets away in a
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| little bit, alright? |
| We have games for the kids, we have shows going on,
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| live performances, you’re not gonna see this anywhere else. |
| Come,
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| show your support, we’re gonna give a little bit of the profit away to help
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| the Backwoods staff out because, you know, we’re just gonna be rolling
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| Backwoods all day, alright? |
| So it’s, it’s just gonna be a good day, come.
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| 35 dollars at the door, you get all day, just come show your support for Sesh
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| Now, for everybody’s favorite Sesh forecaster, Rob Schneider’s kin brother,
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| Lyle Schneider
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| Hey, what’s up, guys? |
| Lyle Schneider here for you today, going over the weather
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| and uh, we’re gonna see what the forecast is on these next two days
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| This is the weather channel, weather you could always turn to. |
| For accurate
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| weather forecast at your convenience, 24 hours a day
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| Just wanna update all you guys on the weather for the next couple of days.
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| It’s looking very lovely going into the weekend, sunny, 70's, mid 80's sun
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| days. |
| Uh, night times are going to be tipping down into the 40's so make sure
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| you have your coats. |
| Uh, light rain expected Monday through Wednesday with a
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| clearing-up around Thursday and nice and sunny during the weekend.
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| You’re listening to SeshRadio
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| WhyDon’tYouJustGiveMeTheBag?, by Bones
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| Why don’t you just give me the bag?
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| Give you the bag?
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| Sir, would you mind telling me what’s going on here?
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| Chrissy, I’ll handle this
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| Fellas, you seem to want this bag pretty bad
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| Pink lemonade shoes, roll raspberry blunts
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| While you out here getting stressed bet I’m home getting bucks
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| Side up when we buck, SESH never gave a fuck
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| Holding out both hands but you’ll never get a buck
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| When your album gon' flop they gon' say it’s dumb luck
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| Ain’t nobody wanna own up to the fact that shit suck
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| Begone lil men, begone lil boys
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| Ain’t no place for wannabes, this the level with the noise
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| Sidewalk talk, it’s the avenue thought
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| No crease in my jeans, no wallet, no watch
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| Place in the trees, breeze blowing to the east
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| Inhale what I got then I disappear with ease
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| My legs get weak when the Backwoods cheap
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| Two hearts in my eyes, smile cheek to fucking cheek
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| Fruits on the trees, bag of Flax Seed
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| Juice on the ground, spitting pits in the weeds
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| Fruits on the trees, bag of Flax Seed
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| Juice on the ground, spitting pits in the weeds
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| -End of track-
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| Well guys, it was a very sad day in Sports today. |
| I don’t… I’m not gonna
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| throw names or anything like that, but we had some… we had some people,
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| you know, cheating, tarnishing the good name that is baseball and, umm,
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| we’re just not gonna stand for that. |
| So… I hope these people…
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| I really, I want more names to be brought, brought out into the light because
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| I will not stand, I will not rest until this is done with, alright?
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| Hey there, this is Chip Kipperly, we’re gonna check in with our brand new
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| intern, Lyle the intern, at the Uncle Ricky Fun Run Sesh For The Cure.
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| Lyle, what’s up?
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| Hey there Chip, Lyle here coming at you from the ground of the Uncle Ricky Fun
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| Run For The Cure. |
| I got little kids playing around high as shit,
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| we got blunts rolling up everywhere, we have bouncy castles, we have…
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| like you said, we have wine and beer for the adults, everything is going on
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| right now, come on down, 35 dollars still at the door. |
| If you mention my name,
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| it’s gonna be 5 dollars off. |
| Come on down and just have a great day |