| Bobby Creekwater, today’s host
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| Today’s narrator, yeah
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| (We do this shit every year around this time)
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| Today’s what-the-fuck-ever you wanna call it
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| But I need y’all to sit back, and listen
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| Listen, man (fuck what you write man, just go get 'em)
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| An executive mindframe, fuck tryin' to rap
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| Niggas represent a corner, I refined the map
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| Artesian water, this is flow untapped
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| And rep for 'em like Mike on playoff night; | 
| that’s if the payoff right
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| The Dream Team, Bobby Creek, Em, 50 and them
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| We run the city like Diddy and them
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| The opposition we just pityin' them, it’s no chance
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| Put you niggas in the Special Olympics, it’s no dance
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| I’m nice like a meal twice, nigga, no grands
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| Get them bitches out they pants—I did it with no hands
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| See, one thing’s for sure, I’m pure uncut
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| Pimpin', you can either stay down or get gunned up
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| Mr. Night Life, I can give you niggas sun up
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| I just get an order, let my niggas pick the gun up
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| That’s one up on ya, nigga, wake yo' punk ass up
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| This is ammonia, fuck your face up
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| Bitches won’t even telephone ya
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| I can space age pimpin, a pocket full of stone ya
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| Ya dig? | 
| Take the world over, that’s the gig
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| Sell enough units, have Paul and Jimmy dancin' the jig
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| Roll the Maserati through the city, me and Riggs
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| Bumpin' Obie Trice, shoot a bird at the pigs
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| Ever since a nigga got rich
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| Life is still a bitch but she a high-class bitch
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| I just wanna fuck with me a high-class bitch
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| Nigga, pitch that on some eyeglass shit
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| See I classic, enough to get the mics back right
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| And I’m a fan of record sales, I don’t like that hype
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| I’m here to end it
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| Oh Lord, that nigga mean, ain’t he? | 
| Yeah
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| Goddamn, that nigga clean, ain’t he? | 
| Yeah
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| See, he a greedy baby
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| But some people tend to call him the return of Shady
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| There he is — goddamn that nigga clean, ain’t he? | 
| Yeah
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| Yea, oh Lord, that nigga mean, ain’t he? | 
| Yeah
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| See, he a greedy baby
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| But some people tend to call him the return of Shady
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| Bobby Creek, Bobby Creek…
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| Yeah, yeah
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| Nice like Mike right, you niggas soft as night lights
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| Diamond’s a tall order I’m just tryin' to get the hype right
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| I’m throwed off, so hard, so soft, sold out
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| Bought the Coupe a color of nice weather and rolled out
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| I can’t hold out, hot like a fish fry
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| Who the fuck is this guy? | 
| The ruler on the disc I
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| Hit you in your soup coolers, I’m in the Coupe cooler
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| Than pigskin men, base runners, and hoop shooters
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| A loose screw, band money like The Legendary Roots Crew
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| This is just the shit that I am used to
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| Oh nah, I don’t bust a chopper but I used to
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| Now I put the word out — I’m sure you niggas heard about
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| Young boss, old money, old school new paint
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| Ball knowin' you can’t, give a fuck what you think
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| Member of the mighty Shady Records, nigga, you ain’t
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| Think you fuckin' with me then double whatever you drink
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| You can’t fathom what the bitches throwin' at him
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| Couple niggas hatin' on him but the fans waitin' on him
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| Like a, PlayStation 3, money for your advance
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| My vacation fee, ain’t no use in hatin' me, nigga
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| And don’t shit-talk pimp, I’d rather flush
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| Anyone with big enough nuts to come and fuck with us
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| I bust but keep in mind, pressure bust pipes
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| And you niggas wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight
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| What the fuck? | 
| (yeah)
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| Oh Lord, that nigga mean, ain’t he? | 
| Yeah
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| Goddamn, that nigga clean, ain’t he? | 
| Yeah
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| See, he a greedy baby
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| But some people tend to call him the return of Shady
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| There he is — goddamn, that nigga clean, ain’t he? | 
| Yeah
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| Yea, oh Lord, that nigga mean, ain’t he? | 
| Yeah
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| See, he a greedy baby
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| But some people tend to call him the return of Shady
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| Bobby Creek, Bobby Creek… |