| When you walked in the room
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| All I saw was you
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| You’re so pretty
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| You’re so pretty
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| You smiled and said «Hi»
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| And we talked all night
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| You’re so witty
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| You’re so witty
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| I knew I loved you from the start
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| And I knew that you had my heart
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| We’d grow old
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| You’re hand I’d hold
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| We’d never let go
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| Now we can’t stand each other
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| I got to know you better, now there’s no forever
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| I can never watch a game in peace
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| Now we can’t stand each other
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| You leave you’re dirty dishes in the sink
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| And you’re always peeing on the toilet seat
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| I’m better off without you
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| I’m better off without you
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| We can’t
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| We can’t
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| We can’t stand each other
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| You snore every night
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| And you’re shoes they cause fights
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| They cost money
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| They cost so much money
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| And I stayed in shape
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| While you ate an eight
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| You’re guts bigger
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| So much bigger
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| You spend you’re life laying on the coach
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| And you’re Mom is always freaking out
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| «When are you gonna take my daughter somewhere nice? |
| When are you…
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| waah waah waah…»
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| Now we can’t stand each other
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| I got to know you better, now there’s no forever
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| I can never watch a game in peace
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| Now we can’t stand each other
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| You leave you’re dirty dishes in the sink
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| And you’re always peeing on the toilet seat
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| I’m better off without you
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| I’m better off without you
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| We can’t
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| We can’t
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| We can’t stand each other
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| Oh…
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| I’m better off without you
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| I’m better off without you
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| We can’t
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| We can’t
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| We can’t stand each other
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| «Hey, you know all that stuff I just said?»
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| «Yeah»
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| «I'm sorry»
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| «I'm sorry too» |