| Moses came riding up on a quasar
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| His spurs were a-jingling, the door was ajar
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| His buckle was silver, his manner was bold
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| I asked him to come on in out of the cold
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| His brain was boiling, his reason was spent
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| He said if nothing was borrowed then nothing was lent
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| I asked him for mercy, he gave me a gun
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| Said now and again these things just got to be done
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| Abraham and Isaac
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| Sitting on a fence
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| You’d get right to work
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| If you had any sense
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| Y’know the one thing we need
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| Is a left-hand monkey wrench
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| Gideon come in with his eyes on the floor
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| Says: «y'ain't got a hinge, you can’t close the door»
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| Moses stood up a full six foot ten
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| Says: «you can’t close the door when the wall’s caved in»
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| I asked him for water, he poured me some wine
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| We finished the bottle then broke into mine
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| You get what you come for, you’re ready to go
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| It’s one in ten thousand just come for the show
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| Abraham and Isaac
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| Digging on a well
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| Mama come quick
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| With the water witch spell
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| Cool clear water
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| Where you can’t never tell |