Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Nice-Capades, artist - Bob's Burgers. Date of issue: 11.05.2017
Song language: English
The Nice-Capades |
| Hello! |
| This year was a banner year for us Belcher kids |
| We did so many nice things! |
| Too many to list! |
| So we’re going to sing them to |
| you! |
| Take it away, Gene, my brother! |
| I did a bunch of nice things this year, but one, in particular, comes to mind |
| Taco Tuesday was the day at school |
| A day that always makes me drool |
| But when only one taco was left |
| I said «Rudy, friend, you take the rest» |
| But the only thing left to eat |
| Was nuggets from the deep, deep freeze |
| And then those reheated evil nuggets got mad and turned into an angry tornado! |
| Oooh! |
| I made those nugget costumes. |
| I made 'em a few hours ago, no big deal |
| So I did what I had to do to save the world |
| I ate the nuggets |
| I ate the evil nuggets, yeah! |
| I ate the nuggets |
| The evil, evil nuggets, yeah! |
| So that’s something nice I did. |
| And now I’m gonna hand it off to my handsome |
| sister, Tina! |
| I kissed my family on all of their cheeks |
| Then I took a little walk along the beach |
| A horseshoe crab was on its back |
| Nearly having a heart attack |
| I didn’t kick it I gently nudged it back into the sea |
| I didn’t kick it, it had all the right number of legs when I left it, yeah |
| The end |
| Ahem! |
| Oh, right |
| And then I took it home and fed it, then took care of it, and then it went to |
| college and now it’s a celebrity chef with all its legs, goodnight |
| B: Lin, this is not going very— |
| L: Breathtaking! |
| It’s just breathtaking! |
| B: Yup. |
| Right. |
| Yeah. |
| That’s what I was about to say |
| T: And now enjoy the stylings of my super-nice sister, Louise |
| Lou: Nice job, Tina! |
| I think he bought it! |
| T: I’m just glad it’s over. |
| I feel dirty |
| Lou: That’s the spirit! |
| T Thank you. |
| Oh |
| I did so many nice things I can barely count 'em |
| I regrew the rain forest, and lost puppies I found 'em |
| I gave blankets to cold kids and ice cream to warm kids |
| Shoes to the shoeless, hair to the hairless |
| But the nicest thing I did all year… |
| Uh, nicest thing I did… I… The nicest thing… I did… I… I… I… |
| I can’t do this |
| What? |
| What are we doin'? |
| Do I still spin around? |
| What do I do?! |
| Oy gevalt |