Lyrics It's Valentine's Day - Bob's Burgers, Eugene Mirman, Bobby Tisdale

It's Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine’s Day, Wagstaff-inopolises!
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Wait.
What’s this?
An announcement just came in
What announcement?
It’s hard to explain it.
I-I'm just gotta sing it
If you have good times, and if you have good rhymes
You may have found your one and only
But then the one you like-like says «Take a hike-hike»
Then suddnly you’re lonely
But still be glad, ven if you’re sad
Take comfort just in knowing
You’ll be okay, it’s Valentine’s Day
Your heart’s not broken, it’s only growing
That boy’s got a crush on me
He got me!
Aah!
I’m doing it!
Oh, God, I’m cryin'!
Oh, boy, I’m weepin'!
These are tears, boy!