| A four legged friend, a four legged friend
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| He’ll never let you down
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| He’s honest and faithful right up to the end
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| That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend
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| A woman’s like cactus and cactus can hurt
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| 'Cause she’s just a tight-waisted winky-eyed flirt
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| She’ll soon have your land and your pride and your gold
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| And bury you deep long before you grow old
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| A four legged friend, a four legged friend
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| He’ll never let you down
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| He’s honest and faithful right up to the end
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| That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend
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| A two legged hombre is worthless as sand
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| He’ll smile like a saint with a gun in his hand
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| He’ll promise to stick by your side like a pal
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| But he’ll also promise the same to your gal
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| A four legged friend, a four legged friend
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| He’ll never let you down
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| He’s honest and faithful right up to the end
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| That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend
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| Who carries your burden, who carries your load
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| On tumbleweed land or a long dusty road
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| Who asks you no questions, who tells you no lies
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| That four legged friend with the two honest eyes
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| A four legged friend, a four legged friend
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| He’ll never let you down
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| He’s honest and faithful right up to the end
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| That wonderful four legged friend
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| That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend |