| For coughs and colds and scabby holes
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| Itchy pimples, unseemly moles
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| For funny turns and Chinese burns
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| For aching heads, we’re most concerned
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| For staying lively, getting it nightly
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| Yes, we guarantee
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| That’s Ultranol, it’s the new remedy
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| Before you go to bed, take two or three
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| When you wake up, you’ll feel better
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| Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
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| Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
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| For aches and pains and jellied brains
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| Help you sleep and smile again
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| And now you’re aimless, blameless, almost nameless
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| You get much more, although you pay less
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| Revitalise that sexual drive
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| In fact, be born again
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| Yes, Ultranol will put you on the map
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| Take four or five, then have a little nap
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| When you wake up, you’ll feel better
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| For coughs and colds and your scabby holes
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| (Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na)
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| It’ll keep you young though you’re feeling old
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| (Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na)
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| If you’re not protected, you’re gonna get it
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| (Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na)
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| So suck 'em and see, you won’t regret it
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| (Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na)
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| Suck 'em and see, suck 'em and see
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| Suck 'em and see, suck 'em and see |