| Rollin', rollin'… howdy, boys
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| Okay, I want y’all to sit real comfy
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| With your real comfy ten gallons on back of your head
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| Just relax, okay (It's good to be here)
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| Here we go, uh, boys, ah
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| I’m a truckin' redneck and I just refuse to die (He won’t die)
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| I was built big and strong on the state’s best apple pie
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| I’m better than them limey pin-heads in Europe-y
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| Twelve gauge in their back, hell, would stop their mopin'
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| I’m a truckin' red stop and I just refuse to die
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| (Graham, you will never die)
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| (It's what they call chemistry)
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| You’re American, you’re never gonna die
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| You play billiards like that man
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| You ain’t never gonna die
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| The good Lord above will take care of that
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| I get free coffee fill-ups at my favourite Denny’s place
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| Find a couple of teabags and I kick them in the face
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| Sure is damn good fun pinchin' that waitress’s ass
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| When I go on tour, gonna get me a pass
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| Hell, don’t want no fuckin' limey gettin' on my goddamn case
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| (Woo!) That’s in the east wood
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| You gotta go to the wood and go east
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| It’s in the east wood (Go west, brother)
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| We showed them injuns somethin'
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| Any of my, uh, the boys here wanna say a few words
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| To the audience at home
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| (Well, you know, you’ve grown up and I obviously haven’t)
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| (Woo!) Hope you go on happy with your Miller’s Coors Light
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| I’ve got every Beatles record |