| One night, half a dozen tourists
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| Met together in Trafalgar Square
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| A fortnight’s tour on the continent was planned
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| And each had his portmanteau in his hand
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| Down the Rhine, they meant to have a picnic
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| 'Til Jones said, «I must decline
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| You boys have been advised by me, stay away from Germany
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| What’s the good of going down the Rhine?»
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| Let’s all go down the Strand
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| Let’s all go down the Strand
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| I’ll be leader, you can march behind
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| Come with me and see what you can find
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| Let’s all go down the Strand
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| Oh, what a happy land
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| That’s the place for fun and noise
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| All among the girls and boys
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| So let’s all go down the Strand
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| One day, five and twenty convicts
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| Sat in five and twenty little cells
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| The bell then sounded, ding-a-ding-a-dong
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| To exercise the prisoners came along
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| Burglar Ben exclaimed to Jaggs the Warden
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| «To me, sir, it’s very strange
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| The men are tired of going 'round
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| 'Round and 'round the same old ground
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| I propose we make a little change»
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| Let’s all go down the Strand
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| Let’s all go down the Strand
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| I’ll be leader, you can march behind
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| Come with me and see what you can find
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| Let’s all go down the Strand
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| Oh, what a happy land
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| That’s the place for fun and noise
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| All among the girls and boys
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| So let’s all go down the Strand
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| Great crowds gathered round to welcome
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| Shackleton returning from the Pole
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| The Lord Mayor welcomed all the gallant crew
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| And said, «My lads, I’ve got a treat for you
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| Come with me, the Mansion House awaits you
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| A banquet shall be supplied»
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| But a Tar in grumbling mood said, «We don’t want any food»
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| Then he turned to Shackleton and sighed
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| Oh, let’s all go down the Strand
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| Let’s all go down the Strand
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| I’ll be leader, you can march behind
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| Come with me and see what you can find
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| Let’s all go down the Strand
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| Oh, what a happy land
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| That’s the place for fun and noise
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| All among the girls and boys
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| So let’s all go down the Strand
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| Oh, let’s all go down the Strand
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| Let’s all go down the Strand
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| I’ll be leader, you can march behind
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| Come with me and see what you can find
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| Let’s all go down the Strand
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| Oh, what a happy land
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| That’s the place for fun and noise
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| All among the girls and boys
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| So let’s all go down the Strand |