| Meanie Leanie come on down
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| Come and entertain the town
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| It’s friday night and we’re all bored
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| Times being called there is no more
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| Times being called it’s such a bore
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| Dan Abnormal not normal at all
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| It’s not his fault we made him this way
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| He’ll imitate you, try to ape you
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| But it’s not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv
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| Meanie Leanie stays up late
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| Mopes around gets in a state
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| The killer in your arcade
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| Shooting gangstas ready made
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| Cause that is where the future’s made
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| Dan Abnormal not normal at all
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| It’s not his fault we made him this way
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| He’ll imitate you, try to ape you
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| But it’s not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv
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| Dan went to his local burger bar
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| I want mcnormal and chips
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| Or I’ll blow you to bits
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| Give us it
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| It’s the miseries at half past three
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| Watching video nasties
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| He has dirty dreams when he’s asleep
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| Dan’s just like you and me
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| He’s the Meanie Leanie
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| Dan Abnormal not normal at all
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| It’s not his fault we made him this way
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| He’ll imitate you, try to ape you
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| But it’s not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv
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| Dan Abnormal not normal at all
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| It’s not his fault we made him this way
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| He’ll imitate you, try to ape you
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| But it’s not his fault Dan’s as normal as me |