| Awww yeah. |
| I’m with this. |
| I think I’m gonna sit back
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| Kick some smooth lyrics over this beat
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| Cause it’s '88, it’s time to set it straight
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| You know what I’m sayin'? |
| No half steppin'. |
| I’m ready
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| Smokers steppin' to me
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| They wanna get some
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| But I’m the weed man so you know the outcome
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| Another dub sack, you know they love that
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| No seeds and stems to keep them comin' back
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| I’m the person you call to get your smoke on
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| For you to reach me, it’s gonna take a phone call
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| And steppin' to me
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| You better have money
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| So what you want huh?
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| A dime or a twenty?
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| Clientele
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| I got the power
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| They be pagin' me every single hour
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| Cause when it comes to sellin' dope hot damn
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| I got it good
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| Now let me tell you who I am
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| B-L-U-E-P-R-I-N-T, Printmatic
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| Cinematic, I’m not like many
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| I’m different
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| So don’t compare me to another
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| When I was five I got high with my mother
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| She taught me all about cannabis and it’s pedigree
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| So when you roll up to smoke you better be
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| Ready
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| To get high long and steady
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| Cut the blunt with a butter knife like it’s a machete
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| Don’t you hate when you
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| Try to smoke then new
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| Friends roll up to try to smoke with you?
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| Oh don’t tell you they do coke and they laced it
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| Have you runnin' down the street butt naked
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| Ain’t no tellin' what you do when it hits you
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| I sell in all sizes from the big to the little
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| So buy it
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| Put it in your pocket and hide it
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| And take a walk
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| Before somebody calls the cops cause
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| «Roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it, knowhatimsayin'?» |
| — Method Man
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| Cause I’m your neighborhood weed man
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| I sell so much dope and the cops be hopin'
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| To catch me in the act and catch
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| Watchin' me straight scopin'
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| My moves on the block
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| Now my spots hot
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| Plus every other ock wanna get what I got
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| But they have the dealers on my block actin' so similar
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| Causin' confusion, sellin' bad sensimillia
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| To you playa
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| And boy do I hate a
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| Perpetrator
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| Cause my product’s greater
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| There’s no more stress
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| I got the best, buddha bless
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| I even bring it to your address
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| So if you call, I never stall I never rest
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| To ensure, your highness
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| Corner store pharmacist
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| I work hard at this
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| Cause every time I get a real job, man I wanna quit
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| Or the boss starts buggin' out throwin' fits
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| Just cause I smell like weed don’t mean I’m smokin' it
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| But once I get fired
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| I start to get wired
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| So upset that I might even try it
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| At the table I sit
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| Rollin' up a spliff
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| And when the flame hits the paper
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| Awww shit
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| I start to pull rank over these guys
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| As a man with the weed that you need to buy
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| You can smell it through the bag ain’t no need to deny
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| Wake up the next day and probably still be high
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| And no
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| That’s not a lie
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| And if
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| You ever try to pull out
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| A gun and try to steal my supply
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| I show up
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| In the night when you start to snore
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| With a hundred weed heads outside of your door
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| You can’t play me
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| Not even ladies
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| Can get a free sample
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| Girl, you gotta pay me
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| So think about it if you got some dough
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| You wanna good time?
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| I think you should know how to…
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| «Roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it, knowhatimsayin'?» |
| — Method Man
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| Cause I’m your neighborhood weed man |