| She said her ideal guy was the kind
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| That would have a glass of wine sit and dine in a restaurant
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| I said I like that vibe and would do it anytime
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| Well except for the wine because I really don’t
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| Probably never shoulda told her I’m sober
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| 'Cause every since then I’ve been getting cold shoulder
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| Though most women see it as a positive
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| Not this chick, I’m realizing it’s over
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| Went from «I can’t wait to see you»
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| To «I can’t date a dude who don’t drink too»
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| My reply was I’m five years sober
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| Plus a good talker who really doesn’t need to
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| She smokes weed too, but I didn’t care though
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| I never judged her, but it ain’t fair yo
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| I’m just improving myself, making a move for my health
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| But some women be thinking I’m a weirdo
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| Life’s funny like that. |
| I can’t call it
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| But I got more women as an alcoholic
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| Used to disrespect 'em and neglect 'em
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| But now I’m getting dissed because I’m sober — ironic
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| It used to get me upset
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| 'Til I remember what most men never forget
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| You might think that I’m being crass, but I’m speaking facts
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| Nice guys finish last
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| Be a good guy, get ignored
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| Good guys get ignored
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| Be a bad boy, get yours
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| Be a bad boy, get yours
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| Be a good guy, get ignored
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| Good guys get ignored
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| Be a bad boy, get yours
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| Be a bad boy, get yours
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| Fellas (yeah) let me lace you with game
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| To make sure these dames don’t think you’re lame
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| Being nice ain’t bad, but you need pizazz
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| So these ladies have to put respect on your name
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| Even if the girl is gorgeous
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| Act nonchalant like you didn’t even notice
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| These thirsty dudes, staring at her boobs
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| Acting like fools? |
| They never get chosen
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| Don’t be a dick, be unpredictable
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| And full of wisdom that she would listen to
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| If she asks no questions or keeps you guessing
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| Then dump her, she’s not that into you (word?)
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| Yup, you gotta know
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| If she shows no interest, she’s gotta go
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| The best philosophy and proven policy is fire fast and hire slow
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| Women wanna be challenged
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| By a man of character who offers balance
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| The awkward silence and lack of confidence
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| Only distracts her from all your talents
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| It used to get me upset
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| 'Til I remembered what most men never forget
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| You might think that I’m being crass, but I’m speaking facts
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| Nice guys finish last
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| Be a good guy, get ignored
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| Good guys get ignored
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| Be a bad boy, get yours
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| Be a bad boy, get yours
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| Be a good guy, get ignored
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| Good guys get ignored
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| Be a bad boy, get yours
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| Be a bad boy, get yours |