| Hey, What-Nots, what’s happenin?
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| The Moments, what it is, brother?
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| Hey let’s talk about what we know how to talk about best
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| And what is that?
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| Girls
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| Right on!
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| Girls, I like 'em fat, I like 'em small
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| Some skinny, some tall, I got to get to know them all
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| I know this is true
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| Big girls need love too
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| I’m not lyin when I’m talking to you
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| Skinny girls need somebody to call 'em boo (*2X*)
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| You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate
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| I’m not the type of guy to trip about your weight
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| Uh uh, you my plus size princess
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| It must of took three people to get you in that dress
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| When I seen your big booty I flip my wig
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| But everything else about you is just as big
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| You’re built like Jabba the Hut with two butts
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| One in the back, one in the front
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| Got my mind on my money and my money on your food
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| Cause if I don’t take you out to eat you’ll catch an attitude
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| I’m no Denzel when it comes to pull
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| I know you’re only with me because I keep you full
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| I used to come over with condoms to smash in you
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| But now I bring a snack for you
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| Twinkies always seem to get your ass in the mood
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| And when you’re done grubbin, we go back to your room
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| You’re so freaky when it’s time to get it on Sometimes we put ketchup on the bed before we bone
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| If you haven’t had a big girl, let me describe it It’s like havin sex with a wider bed
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| But who needs a bed when you’re there to lay on Who needs a pillow when I got your big arm
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| I love gettin lost inside your big body
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| I’ll let you anything, except ride me She’s double my body weight, double my fun
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| I’m doubling my pleasure like double mint gum
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| Double my body weight, double the fun
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| I’m doubling my pleasure like double mint gum
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| You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate
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| I’m not the type of guy to trip about your weight
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| Uh uh, I know why you been skipping dinner
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| Them white boys been telling you you need to be thinner
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| I used to get uncomfortable whenever we ate
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| Cause you would just sit there and stare at the plate
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| But I been saving hella money since I know what’s up No more dinner dates cause you’ll just throw it up But I still got love for you
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| Even though I don’t know what to do Everywhere we go people give grub to you
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| Cause you look like a hungry P.O.W
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| Sometimes I just feel like leaving
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| I wanna break up with you but you won’t give me a reason
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| We been together three years, I’ve never seen you eatin
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| You’re so skinny I can see your heart beatin
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| You’re half the calories and half the fat
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| But Blueprint still loves you even though your chest is flat
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| You’re half the calories and half the fat
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| But Blueprint still loves you even though your chest is flat, girl
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| Ayo, fat girl
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| Come here, are you ticklish?
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| Ayo fat girl
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| Yeah, I called you fat
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| Ayo fat girl
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| Ayo fat girl
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| Ayo fat girl
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| Look at me, I’m skinny --→(Digital Underground, The Humpty Dance) |