
Date of issue: 08.10.2020
Record label: Frontiers Records
Song language: English
Florida Man |
Should you settle down in the Sunshine State |
You should know of its tangled fate |
How the conquistador came to Florida |
Long before it had a name |
The medicine man of the Seminole |
Knelt by the sacred flame and cursed the soul of the conquistador |
And his son, and his sons, and the young ones |
Of the Florida Man |
Florida Man (Florida Man) |
Florida Man (Florida Man) |
Florida Man (Florida Man) |
Florida Man |
Down at the mall where the boas crawl |
Ted makes love to a concrete wall |
His brother, Ray, said his Uncle Ned |
Found Elvis in a loaf of bread (Florida Man) |
High on meth, there’s little Beth |
The neighbor’s cat is on her breath (Florida Man) |
Dan dreams he’s got red wings of fire |
He’s wakin' and shakin' on a power wire |
Florida Man (Florida Man) |
He’s cursed |
Florida Man (Florida Man) |
Florida Man (Florida Man) |
Florida Man |
Slim sees his face on a moonlit wave |
He grabs a shovel and digs his own grave (Florida Man) |
Lee hates plate glass, he drives right through it |
Said Alice’s caterpillar made him do it (Florida Man) |
A Miami nurse snatches a purse |
And drives down the freeway in reverse (Florida Man) |
Phil asks the cops to test his drugs |
After they find 'em hiding under a rug |
Florida Man (Florida Man) |
Florida Man (Florida Man) |
He’s cursed |
Florida Man (Florida Man) |
Florida Man |
Don’t you laugh, it could be you |
The Florida curse always comes true |
You can jeer but you don’t understand |
Any fragile soul can be a Florida Man |
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