| It is time now to create the ultimate dance party
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| You may already have a catchy melody, and a fierce groove, but that’s not enough
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| To take things over the top, you will need to employ the greatest weapon in the
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| dance party arsenal:
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| You will need to start shaking your rear end
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| Or as some people call it…
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| Your hind-quarters
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| Your backside
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| Your bottom
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| Your buttocks
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| Your junk-in-the-trunk
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| Your badonk-a-donk
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| Your squash tart
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| Your J. Los
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| Your double-slug
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| Your wiggle bags
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| Your mud flaps
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| Your rump rockets
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| Your flesh pot
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| Your second face
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| Your bounce house
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| The jiggle twins
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| Your bubble pop
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| Your medicine ball
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| Your sonic boom
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| Your sit-biscuit
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| Your mumbler
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| Your rock tumbler
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| Your fun-cooker
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| Your subwoofer
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| Your horn section
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| Your launchpad
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| Mothra
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| The outback
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| The closer
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| Your crock pot
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| Your jumbo-tron
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| Your life’s work
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| Your waffle irom
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| Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up
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| And shake shake shake…
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| Your booty
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| It’s time to shake that freckle-muffin (The happy walrus with no tusks)
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| It’s time to bake that turkey stuffin' (Your George Foreman grill)
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| Let your smiley bulldog loose
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| And put some juice in your caboose
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| Wiggle that rump-hump (Your dinner with Andre)
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| Its time to jiggle that jump-hump (The place where all the burritos go)
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| Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts
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| There’s no «if"s or «and"s
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| Just butts
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| Let’s get it going
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| Keep it going, don’t stop (Fire it up!)
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| Let’s get it going
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| Keep it going, don’t stop (Give it everything you got!)
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| Let’s get it going
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| Keep it going, don’t stop
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| Use your bum to stir that soup
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| And shake it all around like Blue Man Group
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| Wave your hands in the air, like you just dont care
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| Raise the roof
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| The two-armed upward thrust with yell
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| The two-armed upward thrust with yell
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| The two-armed upward thrust with yell
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| Squeal like a pig, rolling in mud
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| It’s time to shake that freckle-muffin (Your giant fluffy bears)
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| It’s time to bake that turkey stuffin' (Minneapolis and St. Paul)
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| Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts
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| There’s no «if"s or «and"s
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| Just butts
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| Let’s get it going
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| Keep it going, don’t stop (Fire it up!)
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| Let’s get it going
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| Keep it going, don’t stop (Give it everything you got!)
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| Let’s get it going
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| Keep it going, don’t stop
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| Use your bum to stir that soup
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| And shake it all around like Blue Man Group
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| Shake it 'till you bake it
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| Bake it 'till you wake it
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| Fake it 'till you make it
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| Shake it shake it shake it
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| Let’s get it going
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| Keep it going, don’t stop
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| Shake your flap cabbage
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| Your Band pockets
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| Your Gigantor
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| Your two mounds of mischef (Don't stop)
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| Shake your wiggle monkies
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| The gripper
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| Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
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| Shake your hipster
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| El Diablo
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| Canada
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| Your gelatious avatar (Don't stop)
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| Skake your boomwacker
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| Your reporter at-large
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| Or in this case, very large
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| Shake the flounder thats rounder than a giant quarter-pounder
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| Shake it 'till you bake it
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| Bake it 'till you wake it
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| Fake it 'till you make it
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| Shake it shake it shake it
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| Give it everything you got
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| Fire it up
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| Give it everything you got
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| Fire it up
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| Shake
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| Shake
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| Shake shake shake that thang! |