Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Dismemberment Song, artist - Blue Kid. Date of issue: 19.11.2012
Song language: English
The Dismemberment Song |
| Hold still, my sweet |
| I’m trying to measure the space between |
| Your molar and your jaw |
| This caliper |
| No cause for fear, no, it, it doesn’t hurt |
| It only helps me measure |
| How much skin you have |
| Oh, and the topmost layer of fat |
| But I won’t make an incision |
| 'Till you’re nice and numb |
| Oh, and laughing gas can be so much fun |
| Please don’t doubt my decision |
| This’ll be ooh, this’ll be aah |
| This’ll be absolutely whee |
| This’ll be nice, this’ll be neat |
| And bring you closer to me |
| So don’t you squirm, don’t you fret |
| I’m not gonna hurt you yet |
| I just feel the need to be getting |
| A little of you, a lot of blood-letting |
| I know the sensation you’re probably dreading |
| But cutting you up will be so refreshing for me |
| Refreshing for me, yeah |
| No, don’t you cry |
| And don’t call Miriam, she’s my alibi |
| Oh, let me check your toes out |
| Aren’t your toenails cute |
| And red is such a lovely color on you |
| But you won’t be needing those |
| When you’ve got no knees |
| Or shins, or pinky fingers, or arteries |
| So hold still while I remove them |
| Oh, and don’t fight back |
| I think you’ll find you’re missing the point with that |
| That’s enough out of you |
| And this’ll be ooh, this’ll be aah |
| This’ll be absolutely whee |
| This’ll be nice, this’ll be neat |
| And bring you closer to me |
| So don’t you squirm, don’t you fret |
| I’m not gonna hurt you yet |
| I just feel the need to be getting |
| A little of you, a lot of blood-letting |
| I know the sensation you’re probably dreading |
| But cutting you up will be so refreshing for me, yeah |
| Refreshing for me, yeah |
| Well, once upon a time, that’s where the plot begins |
| And right after the end, well, that’s where the plot thins, and |
| I’ve got no angel to keep me in line |
| So I’m taking your narrative, and I’m making it mine |
| 'Cause I’m all out of hurt, you’ve used up all I’ve got |
| So I’m chopping you up and still coming up squat |
| If I wanted to bleed, I’d just roll up my sleeve |
| And saw and saw and saw |
| And saw and saw and saw |
| And saw and saw and saw |
| Oh yeah |
| This’ll be ooh, this’ll be aah |
| This’ll be absolutely whee |
| This’ll be nice, this’ll be neat |
| And bring you closer to me |
| So don’t you squirm, don’t you fret |
| I’m not gonna hurt you |
| No, no, no, not yet |
| I just feel the need to be getting |
| A little of you, a lot of blood-letting |
| I know the sensation you’re probably dreading |
| But there’s one thing you’re forgetting |
| There’s nothing like the thrill of a shredding |
| And this is no orthodox beheading |
| And cutting you up |
| Cutting you up |
| Cutting you up is gonna be so refreshing for me |
| Refreshing for me, yeah |
| Refreshing for me |
| Ooh, ooh |